Jon Woods More than just Bondage!

Bondage Babylon is a totally free bondage site sponsored by American Damsels and the Bound and Gagged network.

This site is intended for adults only!

You may enter only if you agree with the statements below:

By entering here you are making the following statements:

Under penalty of perjury and a hard slap to the back of the head, I swear that the following statements are true:

I am not disturbed by images of bondage, and I consider bondage to be an acceptable and frequently amusing form of sexual expression.

I do not find images of nude adults, adults engaged in sexual acts, or other sexual material to be offensive or objectionable. In fact, that’s what I’m hoping to find in here.

I am at least 18 (21 in AL, MS, NE, and WY) years of age and have the legal right to possess, view and receive sexually suggestive materials. I also believe this material to be within the community standards of the area in which I reside and that it is my constitutional right to view whatever the hell I choose, dammit!

I understand the standards and laws of the community, site and computer to which I am transporting these materials and am completely responsible for my actions. It is not illegal to view Adult Material in my city, county, state, and/or country. Heheheheheheh.

I am fully aware of the rules: everybody knows that smokin’ ain’t allowed in school.

I further certify that I am not a City, Country, State or Federal Law Enforcement Officer or Agent, Official of the U.S. Postal, Or Federal Communications Commission, member of a governmental agency, or any investigative body, using or ordering services as evidence for the prosecution or harassment of any individual or organization. My acknowledgment entry below also guarantees that I have not signed U.S. Postal Form 2201 (Pursuant to 38 USC3010) and I hereby warrant that I have no intention of ever signing the said form in the future, and I will not use any information gained from visiting this site to bring any legal or other action against the providers, owners and creators of this site.

I am the Lizard-King. I can do anything.

By logging on, I will have released and discharged the providers, owners and creators of this site from any and all liability which might arise from the use of this site. Really. No kidding.

I agree to view this material for my own personal use, and that I (alone) am solely responsible for my actions. I will not forward or transfer by any means any images or information on this site to anyone, particularly to minors or persons who are not legally allowed to possess the content of this site, or to the usenet or any newsgroups, or to any on-line clubs or groups, and if I do I’m a cocksucking son of a whore who agrees and deserves to be castrated at the webmaster’s earliest convenience. This is not a joke.

I understand that if I post any images from this site to any on-line groups or clubs, a complaint will be filed and my group or club will be deleted.

I understand that if I post a link to any images from bondage-babylon.com to my own website, the site owner will contact the offending site’s server and demand the site be deleted upon promise of legal action.

I agree that I will not use any of the images in this site for photomanipulations of any kind, especially any involving celebrities.

I understand the following site contains sexually suggestive bondage images and text. Oh boy!

I do what I do to have you; I do what I have to do.

I agree not to misuse the images on this site in any way whatsoever, at least not if there’s anybody watching.

I understand the original images on this site are exclusive to this site. They are not copyright-free. They are not to be reproduced in any manner or posted anywhere else ever. If I steal from anything from this site, I realize I will be gleefully sued.

I understand that when I gain access to this site, I sincerely hope I will be exposed to visual images and verbal descriptions of a sexually oriented, quite frankly erotic nature, which may include graphic visual depictions and lascivious descriptions of nudity and sexual activity. I am voluntarily choosing to do so, because I really really want to view and/or read the various materials which are available, for my own personal enjoyment, information and/or education.. But mostly I’m hoping for a laugh or two, and maybe some new jerk-off material.

I understand Jon’s just trying to keep his ass covered, but I think he’s going a little too far with this already.

My choice in entering this site is an acknowledgment of my interest in sexual and/or bondage-related matters, which is both healthy and normal and, which, in my experience, is generally shared by some rather average adults in my community. I am familiar with the standards in my community regarding the acceptance of such sexually oriented materials, and the materials I expect to encounter are within those standards. In my considered judgement, the average adult in my community accepts the consumption of such materials by willing adults in circumstances such as this which offer reasonable insulation from the materials for minors and unwilling adults, and will not find such materials to appeal to a prurient interest or to be patently offensive. It does, however, appeal to my own prurient interests. That doesn’t sound too freakin’ pompous, does it?

I attest I will not complain about sporadic, infrequent or sparse updates to this site.

I am, I said, to no one there. And no one heard at all, not even the chair.

My interest in this material is personal, and not professional. I do not work for law enforcement for any agency on Earth. I am not accessing this material to use against the site operator, or any person whomsoever, in any conceivable (or inconceivable) manner.

I understand that any opinions put forward in this site are those of Jon Woods, and not those of his former employer.

I understand you’ve been running from a man who goes by the name of "The Sandman." He flies the sky like an eagle in the eye of a hurricane that’s abandoned.

I am aware that bookmarking to a page on this server/site whereby this warning page is by-passed shall constitute an implicit acceptance of the foregoing terms herein set forth. Amen.

I have read, understand, agree to and accept The Full Disclaimer. It’s a hoot!

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I promise that I will not permit any person(s) under 18 years of age to have access to any of the materials contained within this site. I understand that under absolutely no circumstances are minors to view, be offered or given, possess or purchase this or any other part of this web site.

I hold the publishers of this page harmless if and when I do find the materials contained herein offensive.

Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper!  I am not afraid.

I believe this site would probably be considered "politically incorrect," but that’s okay by me.

If I use these services in violation of this agreement, I understand I may be in violation of local and federal laws and am solely responsible for my actions. If I do proceed further, I do so voluntarily; I acknowledge that I am solely responsible for my actions, and bondage-babylon.com, the web site creator, nor any other parties associated with any documentation you retrieve shall be harassed, persecuted, or prosecuted in any way as a result of my choice to access this information.

I’ve agreed to this four times already; I’m not going to say it again.

By entering this site I promise I have read, understand and agree to and accept the Terms and Conditions, and I think they're hilarious.

I am not really some horny underage kid who’s lying.

I believe people who create and/or enjoy child pornography should all be hunted down and killed.

I think therefore I am.

By logging on, I agree that Pirates are the lowest form of shit and should all die of cancer.

I wonder what’s inside now.

If I cannot discern what is a joke from what is serious on this site, I will go directly to eBay and see if I can buy a clue.

I never read the entire entry agreement.

I believe Brussels sprouts are truly evil.

I’m awake now. I swear I didn’t fall asleep reading all this stuff.

I whole-heartedly agree: Mary-Ann over Ginger any day.

I understand the web-master assumes no responsibility for unsolicited materials.

I I I I, cielito lindo.

I understand this web site is offered in the interest of entertaining, informing and educating the adult public of the various forms and means of sexual expression and stuff.

On my honor I will do my best: to do my duty to obey the law, to aid other people at all times, to keep myself physically able, mentally prepared and morally questionable. I will be dependable, congenial, well-mannered, charitable, good, upbeat, careful, courageous, tidy and respectful. I will be ready and perform a commendable feat daily.

I believe this would be infinitely more interesting if some cute member of the opposite sex were reading it to me.

In accordance with my local, community, state and government standards, I believe that Adam Sandler has no discernible talent whatsoever.

I agree that this entry agreement goes on far too long.

I am what I am.

I agree with the tenets of the 21^st Amendment of the Constitution of The United States of America.

I believe we’ve got this thing covered.

I have read and agree with all of the statements above (or I’m some horny, underage lyin’ sack of crap kid who can’t resist).

Having ignored all that...

Enter only if you agree with the above statements:

The following site contains sexually suggestive bondage images and text. Woo hoo!

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