Jon Woods was a director and editor for Harmony Concepts, Inc., a small mail-order company which produces and sells soft-core bondage fetish videos. While some consider him to be the luckiest son-of-a-bitch in the world, Jon prefers to think of himself as a working-class director, a not-too-distant cousin of Ed Wood, Jr. (but without the angora sweaters). Jon grew up in a small town in the Midwest, and lived in New York for over 10 years before moving to California to work for Harmony Concepts. Jon devotes most of his time to his work, and the rest of it to helping Lorelei with her Bedroom Bondage site. Jon claims to own the world’s two dumbest cats, and he thinks bio pages are an egotistical waste of time. He also likes root beer.

I hope that I’ll be remembered as a good guy, and a nice guy. I tried to give a few like-minded people something they would enjoy, and (I hope) attempted to raise the standards of this entertainment that we in this select audience take pleasure in viewing. My wish is that someone will appreciate the hard work and care I put into my videos. I hope the humor and imagination I put in my work helped it to overcome my lack of training or any budget, and helped other people create fantasies of their own.

(A disclaimer, of sorts)

While the targets for parody and negative comments on this site are most often aimed at other bondage producers (whom I trust are big enough to take it or are adequately protected by their considerable egos), I generally have a very good and positive regard for the people in the bondage community. For the most part, the ones I’ve met are good folks, and just regular people. Though a lot has happened since I started working for Harmony Concepts, I still feel it was not so long ago that I was one of you. I know where you’re coming from. My desire to make as many of you happy as possible has, in some ways, affected my tastes, my likes and dislikes. That is also why I’m always striving to give everyone more... because I like you.

I cannot understand what she sees in me. I will never understand why she even puts up with me. I will never know why I was so lucky. Sometimes I suppose we must happily accept those things which are beyond our comprehension.