THE JON WOODS/LEONARD AYRESTEEL CONNECTION

“Does anyone not know that Leonard Ayresteel is Jon Woods?” - Darla Crane

Why Leonard Ayresteel is Jon Woods

1. They’re never seen together in the same place at the same time.

2. Their voices sound remarkably the same.

3. It was all explained at the very end of the Harmony video "Bobbie's Dreamworld" (UC-13).

4. Lorelei let the cat out of the bag on her site.

5. They both have the same opinion about male bondage.

Why Leonard Ayresteel is not Jon Woods

1. Jon Woods is actually much younger, taller and better looking.

2. He is also very shy.

3. It is necessary to maintain this charade to insure his privacy.

4. Some speculate that Jon Woods may actually be a woman, or possibly two women, or perhaps an alien, or an alien and a proboscis monkey, or all four.

5. Leonard Ayresteel is not Jon Woods because he said so.

Thanks to Dan Dofogh for the amazing likeness